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Just 22 Tweets And Memes About The Russian Journalist Who Faked His Own Death

This is literally the only thing I care about today.

Posted on May 30, 2018, at 11:57 a.m. ET

ICYMI: a refresher.

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Uh... so Arkady Babchenko, the Russian dissident reporter who was murdered yesterday, is... not dead. Ukrainian secret services just paraded him before the cameras on life TV. It was a setup. Dear God

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Arkady Babchenko shows up at the news conference:

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Reportedly, Arkady Babchenko opened the live news conference by screaming into the mic “Wildcard, Bitches!”

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“sorry I’ve remarried” -me, upon learning my husband faked his own death a few days ago

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Reporters: This Trump / Kim Kardashian summit is definitely going to be the most WTF story in the news today. Arkady Babchenko: Hold my beer.

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🔘 Drake/Pusha T Twitter 🔘 NBA GMs Twitter 🔘 Roseanne Twitter ✅ Russian Journo Who Well-Actually’d His Own Death Twitter

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I am ⚪️ single ⚪️ taken 🔘 back bitches https://t.co/uCNHBfL6j9

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Edited highlights of the Babchenko press conference

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babchenko saunters into the room. a lone gasp. "did you miss me?" the crowd, silent, waits. he tugs at his collar and then, in a single and elegant swoop, pulls off his mask. "how 'bout now?" asks anna delvey. she takes her céline glasses from her pocket, and walks back out.

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if someone in Hollywood isn't already drafting a script for the Arkady Babchenko movie they're not doing their jobs right

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If I were Babchenko’s wife, I’d kill him for real this time.

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Perhaps Arkady Babchenko can kill the time waiting for his wife to ever talk to him again by reading all of the lovely tributes people made to him Twitter last night.

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Ukrainian divorce lawyers desperately scrabbling to be the first to get hold of Arkady Babchenko's wife.

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the undead russian spy is cool but let us not forget this woman who faked her death and showed up AT HER OWN FUNERAL when she found out her husband tried to pay to have her killed https://t.co/6cO2kWZSVG https://t.co/iBeHa2flFE

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Folks Arkady Babchenko must have taken one hell of an Ambien

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next you’re going to tell me pusha t murdering drake yesterday was also fake

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hi honey, just going out for a sec to get murdered be back soon

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Babchenko rolled up into that press conference like

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when a guy you reported as dead yesterday shows up at your press conference

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The Americans may be ending tonight but excited for S1 of The Ukrainians

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