People Are Cringing Over Trump's Adviser Saying The Inauguration Will Have "Soft Sensuality"

"'Soft sensuality' is the new 'moist.'"

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Julia Reinstein
by Julia Reinstein

BuzzFeed News Reporter

Inauguration planner Tom Barrack told reporters on Tuesday that Trump's ceremony will feature a "soft sensuality."

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"We’re fortunate in that we have the greatest celebrity in the world, which is the president-elect; side-by-side is the current president," Barrack said.

"So what we’ve done instead of trying to surround him with what people consider A-listers, is we are going to surround him with the soft sensuality of the place. It’s a much more poetic cadence than having a circus-like celebration that’s a coronation."

People all cringed at once. It was the cringe heard round the world.

Alice Tew @BuckinghamAlice

"The inauguration will have a soft sensuality"

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Larry Wright @refocusedmedia

"soft sensuality" is the new "moist"

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt

"Soft sensuality" Please join me in vomiting and screaming myself to death. https://t.co/2jH6br8CPt

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SOFT. SENSUALITY.

Glenn Kenny @Glenn__Kenny

Stay For The Soft Sensuality

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Andi Zeisler @andizeisler

"Soft sensuality"

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*shudder*

The Right is Wrong @therightswrong

@tarapalmeri The "soft sensuality" of Trump...

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Vann R. Newkirk II @fivefifths

"soft sensuality" is a whole day of this gif

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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack

Dear President-elect Trump, would be honored to contribute to the soft sensuality of your inauguration in whatever… https://t.co/YyfyYayb5s

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What will this softly sensual inauguration will be like? People have ideas.

Scott Linnen @ScottLinnen

Inauguration to Have A "Soft Sensuality"

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Chris Cillizza @TheFix

This is how I imagine the Trump inauguration's "soft sensuality" will play out:

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C. Robert Cargill @Massawyrm

TRUMP: I'm thinking candles. A little Kenny G. The Lincoln Bible. That scented warming oil we keep in Daddy's special drawer #SoftSensuality

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Lots and lots of ideas.

Maggie Serota 🎅🏻 @maggieserota

"soft sensuality"

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Drowned in moonlight @Scriblit

"The inauguration will have a soft sensuality"

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Graham Linehan @Glinner

"The inauguration will have a soft sensuality"

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