This is the Sqweel 2, an oral sex simulator made by sex toy company Lovehoney.
It became the subject of a great deal of Twitter discourse on Wednesday, mainly due to it looking like a tiny vagina windmill that was almost certainly designed by a man.
there's no way this sex toy, meant to simulate oral, was designed by a woman
Or one of those water-spraying fans you begged your parents to buy you at Disney World.
It gave people some serious paddleboat vibes.
speak for yourself, i exclusively date paddleboats https://t.co/9TD2D6mu2J
@BrandyLJensen ah instead of getting motorboated, you get paddleboated
Or is it a Glade plug-in?
This ain't a new design for Glade plug-ins? https://t.co/ZUa7iOnJ2Z
Imaginations ran truly wild.
@BasedMoonshine @BrandyLJensen green giant but a lady and terrorizing the country side by humping water wheels
@adequateGF @BrandyLJensen i imagine it has a string you pull to get it going and it makes a wizzing sound and you… https://t.co/XhPenb6i0K
This looks like a fucking medieval waterwheel https://t.co/P9vRBi7jtq
And people pondered how the toy came to be.
The man who designed this thing is bad at sex. https://t.co/ckfaiTdow8
The guy that invented this def does that alphabet bullshit with his tongue. https://t.co/l9Cp9YpgNt
"It leaves you frustrated & disappointed, just like a real man!" - I assume that was the sales pitch/tagline for th… https://t.co/afBw0lVFk5
"We call this one The Buzzsaw." "Frank, I don't think-" "I'M A MAN, DAMMIT. I KNOW WHAT WOMEN WANT." https://t.co/FEF7hv6gzJ
@BrandyLJensen I don't think this was even intended for women, this is for the pleasure of someone whose fetish is… https://t.co/sUjBFpn816
(And in case you were wondering, yes, this was actually invented by a man).
OK so I had to Google this and it was invented by a man called TREVOR I mean seriously. https://t.co/NaA0QDU6Iv
Read more about the toy's inventory, Trevor Murphy, here.
So, how do people actually like Sqweel?
A lot of reviewers have called it "oddly accurate" and "clit lapping heaven"...so, could be worse, I guess?
A Lovehoney rep told BuzzFeed News the toy "got a great response from female testers" and suggested people to not "knock it till you’ve tried it."
Still, it only comes away with a 3.5 star rating, and has garnered quite a few ~colorful~ negative reviews. Here's a sampling of them for your reading pleasure:
• "Felt more like I was abusing myself with a balloon whisk."
• "Like having oral with a tired husband."
• "Not sure what they were smoking when they came up with a wheel of tongues."
• "I tried it on penises, and they were pretty nonplussed about the whole experience."
• "I have to say that I found the fan too cooling and a bit of a turn-off."
• "Actually made my vagina depressed."
• "I am very disappointed."
OK bye!
