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This Guy Has The Most Hilariously Dark Tinder Bio And People Can't Handle It

"When can ICU?"

Posted on August 24, 2017, at 4:21 p.m. ET

This is Darren Go, a 20-year-old college student in Malaysia.

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Last month, Darren wasn't having much luck on Tinder, so he decided to give his bio a makeover.

"Having a 'normal,' 'civilized,' and 'pretty' bio didn't work, [so] why not try something different?" he told BuzzFeed News. "So, I thought of using my dark humor and love for puns to try and find like-minded people."

This is what he came up with:

Tinder

OH MY GOD. 😱

Go said the pic was taken in 2012 when he had heart surgery. His pastor snapped it during an ICU visit to show his church group he was recovering.

"One of [my friends] suggested that I should put it as my Tinder bio to gain some sympathy points," he said. "So I thought I would give it a shot since my normal bios aren't working anyway."

Screenshots of his Tinder quickly went viral on Reddit and Twitter.

People have so many questions.

What in the fresh hell is going on in Tinder....

What the... 😂😂😂 https://t.co/BFI1FfuNL1

Now he has a whole bunch of fans.

LMAOOOOOO i’d swipe right for darren https://t.co/5e4SwO4IeI

he's gonna steal some hearts with this profile https://t.co/rX6FQ2bCma

Despite his newfound fame, Go said his Tinder endeavors still haven't been very successful.

He prolly got all the hoes https://t.co/R8gLK8xnXs

"In terms of suitors, I did get many matches, but most of them just matched with me to ask me why I'm disrespecting myself or to just laugh and provide more puns," he said. "I'm still single and very available."

And there's one other thing he wants everyone to know:

Twitter

A BuzzFeed News investigation, in partnership with the International Consortium of Investigative Journalists, based on thousands of documents the government didn't want you to see.