This is Darren Go, a 20-year-old college student in Malaysia.

This is what he came up with:

Screenshots of his Tinder quickly went viral on Reddit and Twitter.
I fucking died
People have so many questions.
What in the fresh hell is going on in Tinder....
What the... 😂😂😂 https://t.co/BFI1FfuNL1
What?! https://t.co/6fRAarv209
Now he has a whole bunch of fans.
LMAOOOOOO i’d swipe right for darren https://t.co/5e4SwO4IeI
he's gonna steal some hearts with this profile https://t.co/rX6FQ2bCma
Despite his newfound fame, Go said his Tinder endeavors still haven't been very successful.
He prolly got all the hoes https://t.co/R8gLK8xnXs
"In terms of suitors, I did get many matches, but most of them just matched with me to ask me why I'm disrespecting myself or to just laugh and provide more puns," he said. "I'm still single and very available."
And there's one other thing he wants everyone to know:
