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Just stating now that I think 'Prince William and his 3 children' should instead be known as 'Baldilocks and the 3 heirs' #royalbaby
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Remember, under UK Law, Will and Kate are required to have one #RoyalBaby for each and every Fast & Furious film produced.
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ROYAL BABY ROYAL BABIES ROYAL BABY³ ROYAL BABY: RESURRECTION #royalbaby
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If they don't call the child Baby McBabyface I'm never voting for the royal family ever again.
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possible royal baby names > bianca del rio > hillary > rodham > big ben > oOooOh jeremy corbyn > missy deserved better > kate mckinnon
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DAILY MAIL: family that lives off the state keep producing more children that YOU will pay for oh no wait this is different
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why would kate middleton announce she's pregnant again on Beyoncé's birthday? pretty rude if u ask me
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So. Royal babies and the glowing promise each day of nuclear obliteration. It's like I'm right back in the 80s.
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Facebook: aw yay a royal baby! congratssss will and kate xoxo Twitter: fucken lizards
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Hearing the #royalbaby news reminds me of the time they announced they were expecting Prince George. I didn't give a fuck about that either.
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Regardless of views re. royalty, it's quite nice when the BBC push notification ISN'T telling you about impending nuclear war. #royalbaby
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prince william congrats on the sex
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Since Prince William was born into royalty and Princess Kate wasn't, does that make their child a Half-Blood Prince? #royalbaby
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"There goes any chance I had to be king" #royalbaby
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Best headline for #royalbaby so far...
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The royal baby is already richer than you and it's only just been announced
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Duchess of Cambridge be like #royalbaby #AnotherOne