1. Beyoncé loves you. Yes, you.
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That range, tho.
2. This is the sound of Bonnie Tyler's actual tears.
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Voice crack = falling apart now and forever.
3. It's OK to be sad about this one.
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Forever "too soon."
4. One Direction with nothing to come between you and them.
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Extra echo for pretending you're alone in a room with Harry.
5. Freddie Mercury murders a microphone using only his voice.
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Cause of death: vocal force trauma.
6. The Beach Boys think instruments are irrelevant.
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Come for the harmonies, stay for the badoo bop bops.
7. It's as if Whitney is singing this into her hairbrush just for you.
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Life advice: You will never survive this song at karaoke. NEVER.
8. Like a vocal barracuda, Ann Wilson will eat your face off.
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Barracudas are voracious, opportunistic predators. (Also don't mess with Ann Wilson.)
9. Aretha works harder in this song than you ever have in your life.
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Every day.
10. And reporting from her ice castle, Idina Menzel.
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She's not frozen. She's hotter than the surface of the sun. Further research.
11. Decades of flannel and ripped jeans were born in this vocal track.
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Including the flannel you bought at Tar-jay last week. RIP Kurt/actual grunge.