The Best Of Roger Ebert's Funny, Wise, Cranky TweetsRemembering the prolific critic through his 140-character musings on movies, politics, and Donald Trump's hair. Ebert died Thursday at the age of 70.By by Jessica TestaBuzzFeed News ReporterPosted on April 4, 2013, 9:07 pmTwitterFacebookLink On Twitter, Roger Ebert continued to make his ever-relevant points about film. Roger Ebert @ebertchicago Films that explain nothing often make everything clear. Films that explain everything often have nothing to explain. 01:33 PM - 09 Aug 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite Films that explain nothing often make everything clear. Films that explain everything often have nothing to explain.-- Roger Ebert Roger Ebert @ebertchicago After 3D re-re-re-release, George Lucas plans to bring "Star Wars" to radio, vaudeville, puppet shows and medieval pageant. 03:26 AM - 30 Sep 2010 Reply Retweet Favorite After 3D re-re-re-release, George Lucas plans to bring "Star Wars" to radio, vaudeville, puppet shows and medieval pageant.-- Roger Ebert But he also shared the best quotes. Roger Ebert @ebertchicago "Bugs is who we want to be. Daffy is who we are." (Chuck Jones) 09:38 PM - 04 May 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite "Bugs is who we want to be. Daffy is who we are." (Chuck Jones)-- Roger Ebert And, like the rest of us, used Twitter to complain about Twitter. Roger Ebert @ebertchicago WHY is my Twitter right column now on left? WHY has my background faded? WHY no enlargement click? WHY won't they leave me the **** alone? 03:30 AM - 10 Feb 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite WHY is my Twitter right column now on left? WHY has my background faded? WHY no enlargement click? WHY won't they leave me the **** alone?-- Roger Ebert He liked to snark on American politics and government. Roger Ebert @ebertchicago "Operation Odyssey Dawn?" Is it possible to conduct a military operation without giving it a title like a Tom Clancy novel? 12:30 AM - 20 Mar 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite "Operation Odyssey Dawn?" Is it possible to conduct a military operation without giving it a title like a Tom Clancy novel?-- Roger Ebert Especially conservatives. Roger Ebert @ebertchicago Somehow it's appropriate that people opposed to gay marriage would rally at a fast-food chicken chain. 02:17 AM - 02 Aug 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite Somehow it's appropriate that people opposed to gay marriage would rally at a fast-food chicken chain.-- Roger Ebert Like this one about Mitt Romney: Roger Ebert @ebertchicago One man, one wife, says Romney--whose great-grandfather had five wives, and great-great-grandfather had 12. 01:26 AM - 13 May 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite One man, one wife, says Romney--whose great-grandfather had five wives, and great-great-grandfather had 12.-- Roger Ebert Or these about Donald Trump: Roger Ebert @ebertchicago Trump: How did Obama get into Harvard? Me: How did Bush get into Yale? Why didn't Trump get into the Hair Club for Men? 05:01 PM - 26 Apr 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite Trump: How did Obama get into Harvard? Me: How did Bush get into Yale? Why didn't Trump get into the Hair Club for Men?-- Roger Ebert Roger Ebert @ebertchicago Anyone who doesn't like the crust on a pizza cannot be trusted to be President of the United States. 01:45 AM - 03 Jun 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite Anyone who doesn't like the crust on a pizza cannot be trusted to be President of the United States.-- Roger Ebert Or this one about Sarah Palin: Roger Ebert @ebertchicago Sarah Palin rummages online frantically erasing her rabble-rousing Tweets like a Stalinist trimming non-persons out of photos. 02:04 AM - 09 Jan 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite Sarah Palin rummages online frantically erasing her rabble-rousing Tweets like a Stalinist trimming non-persons out of photos.-- Roger Ebert Though he thoroughly appreciated Ron Paul. Roger Ebert @ebertchicago Ron Paul is the only one I'd want to sit next to on a long airplane flight. 02:30 AM - 27 Jan 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite Ron Paul is the only one I'd want to sit next to on a long airplane flight.-- Roger Ebert He was hilarious. Roger Ebert @ebertchicago Self-help books are bullshit. Read a good book. That'll help you. 05:09 PM - 07 Apr 2010 Reply Retweet Favorite Self-help books are bullshit. Read a good book. That'll help you.-- Roger Ebert Roger Ebert @ebertchicago You know, that song "My Way" has made a lot of assholes feel virtuous. 08:30 PM - 09 May 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite You know, that song "My Way" has made a lot of assholes feel virtuous.-- Roger Ebert And informative. Roger Ebert @ebertchicago 30 years ago today, scientist Scott Fahlman suggested the use of a colon, a hyphen, and a parenthesis to represent happy and sad faces. 09:15 PM - 19 Sep 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 30 years ago today, scientist Scott Fahlman suggested the use of a colon, a hyphen, and a parenthesis to represent happy and sad faces.-- Roger Ebert And a little inflammatory. Roger Ebert @ebertchicago Kids who wear American Flag t-shirts on 5 May should have to share a lunchroom table with those who wear a hammer and sickle on 4 July. 02:01 PM - 06 May 2010 Reply Retweet Favorite Kids who wear American Flag t-shirts on 5 May should have to share a lunchroom table with those who wear a hammer and sickle on 4 July.-- Roger Ebert Roger Ebert @ebertchicago Friends don't let jackasses drink and drive. 06:07 PM - 20 Jun 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite Friends don't let jackasses drink and drive.-- Roger Ebert (He took a lot of heat for this one, about the death of Jackass star Ryan Dunn.) But his advice was always sage. Roger Ebert @ebertchicago To a friend uncertain about moving: Every city you move to already contains friends of a lifetime you have not yet met. 08:15 PM - 07 Aug 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite To a friend uncertain about moving: Every city you move to already contains friends of a lifetime you have not yet met.-- Roger Ebert Roger Ebert @ebertchicago A religion that doesn't teach tolerance might as well not bother teaching anything else. 03:30 AM - 04 Apr 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite A religion that doesn't teach tolerance might as well not bother teaching anything else.-- Roger Ebert And whether you agreed with him or not, you never wanted to be on his bad side. Roger Ebert @ebertchicago Charlie Sheen made fun of my cancer because I dissed him in "Wall Street?" Dude, you ain't *seen* me in attack mode. 01:30 PM - 24 Apr 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite Charlie Sheen made fun of my cancer because I dissed him in "Wall Street?" Dude, you ain't *seen* me in attack mode.-- Roger Ebert See more of Ebert's most popular tweets on favstar. favstar.fm