The Presidential Turkey Pardoning Is A Bizarre Ceremony
Have you watched it? It's kind of like hearing some drunk guy at a bar tell you a joke. It has all the format and set dressing of a joke, but with none of the funny. Plus if I was a turkey, I'd be pissed at this condescension. "Hey we're going to eat a ton of you guys this weekend, but remember Liberty and Peace? Yeah those two guys are living large, so we're even." Historically turkeys hate condescension.