The 12 Most Ridiculous Things Sold On Barack Obama's Store

"Commemorative Michelle Obama 2012 Brooch crafted out of silver tone alloy metal, with a shiny polished real Silver finish. Over 230 genuine Czech Crystal Rhinestones are hand set for a sparkling finish. The back of the piece has a durable bar pin closure that also has a polished Silver finish."

$35

"Our metal ornaments are back in stock for a limited time only. "

$40

"Let everyone know who barks for Barack! Our Bo magnets will look terrific on your car or refrigerator."

$10

"If you're fired up and ready to grill, pick up one of our new grill spatulas. They've got sturdy wooden handles and an Obama 2012 logo etched into the metal."

$40

"Quench your dog's thirst for water (and for victory in 2012!) with this dog bowl."

$10

"Light up this holiday season with a 2012 scented soy candle (11oz). "

$20

"Hit the courts while supporting our 44th president with this limited-edition athletic jersey. Made of 2-Ply tricot mesh with sewn-on appliques."

$95

"Need to keep your soda cold? The Vice President's got you covered. Literally."

$10

"Our new dog bandana features our 2012 logo."

$12

"Use our 2012 beverage tote the next time you bring a bottle over for a house party or dinner with friends."

$20

"Slice, dice, and mince your favorite fruits and veggies with our new cutting boards. They make great gifts!"

$20

$45