Ansarada is a finance company that makes so-called "virtual data room" software—a web client that allows the partners in a merger or acquisition to disclose confidential information as part of the due diligence process. I know, I'm bored too.
Next week, however, Ansarada launches M&ADE, which they are billing as the world's first mergers and acquisitions game.
And if the trailer is to be believed, this game is better than cocaine.
It's basically like living inside The Wolf of Wall Street.
You're gonna drive sick fuckin cars
You're gonna sail sick fuckin boats
You're gonna walk all badass towards a sick fuckin chopper
This game is epic. It's where legends are made.
So like, what do you do in M@ADE?
So, it looks like you tap.
Like, tap on text.
You tap on text a lot tho
And then some check marks appear
And then you're a legend. Celebrate
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