The 7 Worst Human Rights Abuses Committed By The New Xbox
It hates the poor, the military, and the Europeans, among others.
Microsoft's new console, the Xbox One, may include a variety of features that are unpopular amongst many gamers: a required internet connection, a fee to play used games, and an always-on camera.
The internet has discovered over the past few days that these features aren't just de rigeur annoyances, but a series of actual moral crimes. Here are the worst of them.
You know, the unemployed and underemployed people who spend $500 on a play box which has the most realistic combat dogs ever rendered, instead of thirty bucks for the internet, which has Monster.com.
The always-on camera can spy on you doing all the things you normally do in front of the television.
The Xbox One is a massive intellectual property crime against Sony.
It breaks European law.
We're not all lawyers, KAY?
It's unfair to the US military.
Actually, that last one is a pretty good point. TO THE HAGUE