Meet Jeff Abbott.
He's a normal human like you and me.
With one "key" difference.
He is a Jedi Fucking Master at the Keytar.
Here's an overview of Jeff shredding his ubertalented balls off
At 1:25, he starts his version of the Rolling Stones' classic "Angie". That's when you begin to realize that Jeff is no one trick pony.
You see, Jeff is not only a Legit God at Keytar, he is a Legit God at Fucking Singing.
The magnitude of Jeff starts to reveal itself. It is huge. A combination of talents that leaves you staggered, and in tears of joy
You may ask yourself, "How did God stuff so many gifts into just one man?"
You're also kind of thinking, "And give me none," which is natural, in the face of KeytarJeff.