BubbleBall Is The Sport Of The Future
Football is dangerous, baseball is boring, and soccer isn't coming back for four years. Introducing your new favorite pastime.
These are BubbleBalls.
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You need them to play BubbleBall, the sport of the future.
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The first step: Get in the BubbleBall.
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You may need some help.
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If you're really tall, you may need to go down on your knees.
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It's OK though. You'll get it!
OK, you're strapped in! Show some enthusiasm.
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BubbleBall is 5-v-5 soccer, in BubbleBalls. And, it's FULL CONTACT!!!!
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(Did we mention it's full contact?)
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Defense is important. You gotta play defense.
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Defense requires the heart of a lion.
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Look at that focus!
The most important thing in BubbleBall, though, is to SCORE ! ! !
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You should know that BubbleBall isn't all fun and games. It's hard work! And it can be confusing.
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You might lose track of the ball.
You might get turned upside down.
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Like, stuck, upside down.
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Best thing to do in these situations? Take a rest.
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You can even use your BubbleBall as a cushion!
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Take it easy — you've been through a lot.
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Yes, BubbleBall is tiring. But guess what?
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You won't regret it. Why?
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Because in those moments you played the sport of the future, you were...A CHAMPION.
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Joe Bernstein is a senior technology reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York.
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