1. The Mitt Masta is in the Hizzy. There are no words.
2. I don't even know how you have a rap battle with neither raps nor rappers, but this video succeeds.
3. This is a pretty typical Obama v Romney battle rap video.
4. There's also a subgenre involving dancing.
5. Now, with 100% more luchadoras.
6. Aaand the obligatory Gangnam Style Dance Battle
7. And then there's this. It defies logic. The actual battle rap starts at the 5:15 mark, but the cartoon is amazingly weird.
John Stanton is a national reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in New Orleans. In 2014, Stanton was a recipient of the National Press Foundation’s 2014 Dirksen Award for distinguished reporting of Congress.
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