21 Items Every Bernie Sanders Supporter Needs To Own

Fighting the Wall Street elites through Etsy.

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Jim Waterson
by Jim Waterson

BuzzFeed News Reporter, UK

1. These tasteful Bernie Sanders Valentine's Cards.

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A mere $7.

2. The Bernie Sanders underpants you've been waiting for.

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Because nothing says "political campaigning" like branded underpants.

3. This tasteful T-shirt of Bernie as Doc Brown.

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4. These Bernie Sanders earrings.

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For when you want a Senator from Vermont attached to your earlobes.

5. A sticker pledging the support of mermaids for Bernie.

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Described as: "mermaids for safe water! mermaids against fracking! mermaids for the better world our hearts know is possible! #mermaidsfeelthebern"

6. This highly collectible print of "Bernie Sanders Riding an Alacorn Wielding the Sword of Truth".

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A snip at just $5.

7. This slightly terrifying Sanders crochet doll.

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Just a mere $50.

8. This ... interesting make-up bag.

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We're fairly certain it is Sanders on this bag. Fairly certain.

9. This plush Bernie penguin toy.

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It's not clear why this is relevant to anything.

10. This astonishing clothing featuring a muscly Bernie.

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For pumping iron, not pumping up Wall Street stocks.

11. A Bernie Sanders 8" prayer candle.

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"St Bernie" will vanish in a wisp of "white, red, green or blue" unscented wax.

12. This highly accurate drawing of Bernie.

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How did we end up here?

13. This highly collectible iPhone case.

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Bernie Sanders looks quite something in a flower crown.

14. The Bernie Sanders / Harry Potter crossover sticker you've been waiting for.

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But would he be Gryffindor or Slytherin?

15. The "Bernie's Beans" artisan coffee you've been waiting for.

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The beans are described as "a central American arabica grown at high elevation in an environmentally sustainable manner".

16. "I think therefore I Bern" jewellery.

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Yes, this is happening and you can give your loved one a Bernie pendant.

17. A T-shirt featuring Bernie Sanders and a cat.

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Miaow.

18. This Bernie Sanders cutter.

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Be careful not to, ahem, BERN your cookies.

19. Your "Feel the Bern" cigarette lighter.

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Perfect for lighting the fire that starts a revolution.

20. These Bernie Sanders cupcake toppers.

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Because who doesn't like to chomp on an elderly socialist?

21. This Bernie Sanders "herb" grinder.

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This Bernie Sanders "herb" grinder is definitely for grinding "herbs" when you are thinking of supporting Bernie Sanders by producing a nice evening meal involving some "herbs".

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