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21 Items Every Bernie Sanders Supporter Needs To Own

Fighting the Wall Street elites through Etsy.

Posted on February 8, 2016, at 1:50 p.m. ET

1. These tasteful Bernie Sanders Valentine's Cards.

Etsy

A mere $7.

2. The Bernie Sanders underpants you've been waiting for.

Etsy

Because nothing says "political campaigning" like branded underpants.

3. This tasteful T-shirt of Bernie as Doc Brown.

Etsy

4. These Bernie Sanders earrings.

Etsy

For when you want a Senator from Vermont attached to your earlobes.

5. A sticker pledging the support of mermaids for Bernie.

Etsy

Described as: "mermaids for safe water! mermaids against fracking! mermaids for the better world our hearts know is possible! #mermaidsfeelthebern"

6. This highly collectible print of "Bernie Sanders Riding an Alacorn Wielding the Sword of Truth".

Etsy

7. This slightly terrifying Sanders crochet doll.

Etsy

Just a mere $50.

8. This ... interesting make-up bag.

Etsy

We're fairly certain it is Sanders on this bag. Fairly certain.

9. This plush Bernie penguin toy.

Etsy

It's not clear why this is relevant to anything.

10. This astonishing clothing featuring a muscly Bernie.

Etsy

For pumping iron, not pumping up Wall Street stocks.

11. A Bernie Sanders 8" prayer candle.

Etsy

"St Bernie" will vanish in a wisp of "white, red, green or blue" unscented wax.

12. This highly accurate drawing of Bernie.

Etsy

How did we end up here?

13. This highly collectible iPhone case.

Etsy

Bernie Sanders looks quite something in a flower crown.

14. The Bernie Sanders / Harry Potter crossover sticker you've been waiting for.

Etsy

But would he be Gryffindor or Slytherin?

15. The "Bernie's Beans" artisan coffee you've been waiting for.

#bernie s beans: The Vermont coffee shop selling #BernieSanders in a cup #newsnight

The beans are described as "a central American arabica grown at high elevation in an environmentally sustainable manner".

16. "I think therefore I Bern" jewellery.

Etsy

Yes, this is happening and you can give your loved one a Bernie pendant.

17. A T-shirt featuring Bernie Sanders and a cat.

Etsy

18. This Bernie Sanders cutter.

Etsy

Be careful not to, ahem, BERN your cookies.

19. Your "Feel the Bern" cigarette lighter.

Etsy

Perfect for lighting the fire that starts a revolution.

20. These Bernie Sanders cupcake toppers.

Etsy

Because who doesn't like to chomp on an elderly socialist?

21. This Bernie Sanders "herb" grinder.

Etsy

This Bernie Sanders "herb" grinder is definitely for grinding "herbs" when you are thinking of supporting Bernie Sanders by producing a nice evening meal involving some "herbs".

A BuzzFeed News investigation, in partnership with the International Consortium of Investigative Journalists, based on thousands of documents the government didn't want you to see.

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