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21 Items Every Bernie Sanders Supporter Needs To Own

Fighting the Wall Street elites through Etsy.

Posted on February 8, 2016, at 1:50 p.m. ET

1. These tasteful Bernie Sanders Valentine's Cards.

A mere $7.
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A mere $7.

2. The Bernie Sanders underpants you've been waiting for.

Because nothing says "political campaigning" like branded underpants.
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Because nothing says "political campaigning" like branded underpants.

3. This tasteful T-shirt of Bernie as Doc Brown.

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4. These Bernie Sanders earrings.

For when you want a Senator from Vermont attached to your earlobes.
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For when you want a Senator from Vermont attached to your earlobes.

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5. A sticker pledging the support of mermaids for Bernie.

Described as: "mermaids for safe water! mermaids against fracking! mermaids for the better world our hearts know is possible! #mermaidsfeelthebern"
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Described as: "mermaids for safe water! mermaids against fracking! mermaids for the better world our hearts know is possible! #mermaidsfeelthebern"

6. This highly collectible print of "Bernie Sanders Riding an Alacorn Wielding the Sword of Truth".

A snip at just $5.
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7. This slightly terrifying Sanders crochet doll.

Just a mere $50.
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Just a mere $50.

8. This ... interesting make-up bag.

We're fairly certain it is Sanders on this bag. Fairly certain.
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We're fairly certain it is Sanders on this bag. Fairly certain.

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9. This plush Bernie penguin toy.

It's not clear why this is relevant to anything.
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It's not clear why this is relevant to anything.

10. This astonishing clothing featuring a muscly Bernie.

For pumping iron, not pumping up Wall Street stocks.
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For pumping iron, not pumping up Wall Street stocks.

11. A Bernie Sanders 8" prayer candle.

"St Bernie" will vanish in a wisp of "white, red, green or blue" unscented wax.
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"St Bernie" will vanish in a wisp of "white, red, green or blue" unscented wax.

12. This highly accurate drawing of Bernie.

How did we end up here?
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How did we end up here?

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13. This highly collectible iPhone case.

Bernie Sanders looks quite something in a flower crown.
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Bernie Sanders looks quite something in a flower crown.

14. The Bernie Sanders / Harry Potter crossover sticker you've been waiting for.

But would he be Gryffindor or Slytherin?
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But would he be Gryffindor or Slytherin?

15. The "Bernie's Beans" artisan coffee you've been waiting for.

#bernie s beans: The Vermont coffee shop selling #BernieSanders in a cup #newsnight

The beans are described as "a central American arabica grown at high elevation in an environmentally sustainable manner".

16. "I think therefore I Bern" jewellery.

Yes, this is happening and you can give your loved one a Bernie pendant.
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Yes, this is happening and you can give your loved one a Bernie pendant.

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17. A T-shirt featuring Bernie Sanders and a cat.

Miaow.
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18. This Bernie Sanders cutter.

Be careful not to, ahem, BERN your cookies.
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Be careful not to, ahem, BERN your cookies.

19. Your "Feel the Bern" cigarette lighter.

Perfect for lighting the fire that starts a revolution.
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Perfect for lighting the fire that starts a revolution.

20. These Bernie Sanders cupcake toppers.

Because who doesn't like to chomp on an elderly socialist?
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Because who doesn't like to chomp on an elderly socialist?

21. This Bernie Sanders "herb" grinder.

This Bernie Sanders "herb" grinder is definitely for grinding "herbs" when you are thinking of supporting Bernie Sanders by producing a nice evening meal involving some "herbs".
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This Bernie Sanders "herb" grinder is definitely for grinding "herbs" when you are thinking of supporting Bernie Sanders by producing a nice evening meal involving some "herbs".

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