A cruel heat wave is smothering California right now.
#LA # Noon and already 100 out side!! How hot is it going to be at 3pm. Get me to a Pool quickly!!! #icetea
Granted this is in the sun - it's hot in the bay.
The inferno-like heat is taxing Californians to the limit:
Live tweeting myself bursting into flames. #heatwave
Walked around the corner to Trader Joe's and fried like an egg in the heat. Bought pumpkin waffles. I wish I could buy autumn.
It's so hot Superman just requested a black car from Uber! #LA #OctoberHeatWave
As a result, many are making curious life choices:
Only way to deal wit the heat
It's so hot outside I followed Nelly's advice and got arrested.
Too hot for condoms...
Others are raising awareness about heat-related struggles:
I hate when it gets this hot out its really uncomfortable pooping in the heat
Surviving the heat requires creativity:
Home made AC. SF why you so hot
And clothing is no longer a given:
He can't even handle the heat
ITS WAAAAY TOO HOT TO BE WEARING LEATHER PANTS RIGHT NOW
So hot.. I just put my work pants in the freezer after taking them out of the dryer...
yeah its too hot
In the face of the heat, technology has failed us:
A lot of people reportedly were literally melting.
California: Land O' Puddle People.
I'm literally melting.
@jayneheron It's too hot for a californian!!! I'm literally melting.
I literally feel like im melting its so hot
dude it's so hot, literally melting
And the animals were not immune to the heat.
@HalfordU ohhh yummm it's super hot here 100 f. Want to have pool pawty?
It's going to be hot here today. All my dogs relaxing in the ac #socalweather #dogs
In conclusion: California is just too hot:
This heat got me like