New York: Dressing up means putting on the latest hot trends.
San Francisco: Dressing up means putting on your *favorite* Patagonia hoodie.
New York: The subway will take you pretty much everywhere you need to go.
San Francisco: Hope you enjoy three Muni transfers and then a nice stroll uphill!
New York: You spontaneously go to happy hour after work on a Tuesday, then stay out until 10 p.m. and somehow spend $70 on french fries and gin and tonics.
San Francisco: People generally go home after work? Unless it's a dinner you've planned ahead of time. And everyone goes to bed early.
New York: Pizza and bagels are baked in heaven and then delivered to the city via God Himself.
San Francisco: Burritos are hand-rolled by Zeus and gently washed ashore in the tender grasp of Poseidon.