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Can We Ask You A Really Weird Question?

It's like a really, really, really weird question.

Posted on November 4, 2015, at 5:18 a.m. ET

On BuzzFeed's Internet Explorer podcast this week, we discussed a very important topic and we need your opinion on it...

  1. ...Would you fuck a clone of yourself?

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    Yes.
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    No.
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...Would you fuck a clone of yourself?
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    Yes.
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    No.

OK but BEFORE YOU ANSWER just consider a few things:

• The clone is your age and identical to you.

• It's fully sentient.

• No one will ever know of your Cronenberg-esque tryst except you and your clone.

• Your clone will be just as DTF as you are, so don't worry about that.

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  1. My strongest feeling about clone-fucking is:

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    I don't want to fuck my clone because it would be gay sex and I'm not gay.
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    I'm not gay, but I would actually totally fuck my clone.
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    I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird.
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    I don't want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong.
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    I'd totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I'm good in bed.
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    I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?
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    I'd totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I'd be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.
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    To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.
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    It's basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.
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    It's not the same as masturbating; it'd be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!
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    I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil.
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    Not only would I have sex with my clone, I'd probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that's how pro-clone fucking I am.
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My strongest feeling about clone-fucking is:
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    I don't want to fuck my clone because it would be gay sex and I'm not gay.
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    I'm not gay, but I would actually totally fuck my clone.
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    I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird.
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    I don't want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong.
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    I'd totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I'm good in bed.
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    I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?
  7.  
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    I'd totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I'd be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.
  8.  
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    To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.
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    It's basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.
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    It's not the same as masturbating; it'd be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!
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    I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil.
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    Not only would I have sex with my clone, I'd probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that's how pro-clone fucking I am.

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