If Jerry Brown were in the White House, he'd bring experience.
Because this man is old. (Justin Bieber's mom was born the year he ran for president the first time.)
And he's had like every job already.
He'd bring his unique sense of diplomacy.
He’d bring his skills to make the tough decisions and still have voters on his side.
He'd bring a continued commitment to letting the government track your cell phones (He vetoed a bill in 2011 that prohibited police from searching cell phones of people they arrest).
He'd bring his no-nonsense approach to governing that he's had his whole life.
He'd bring his ability to rage against people...
...but then make up with someone later and even get them to endorse him.
He'd bring his notable level of fitness.
He'd bring his immense vocabulary and knowledge of ancient philosophers and things.
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His unique way of speaking.
He'd bring the first lady of California, Anne Gust Brown.
He'd bring the California spirit.
And the California style.
And the California swag.
But most importantly, he'd bring Sutter, the first corgi of California.
Who, I'm not sure you're aware, is actually the best first dog out of all the first dogs everywhere.
Sunny and Bo Obama can't even compete.
So, in conclusion: Brown 2016. Think about it.
