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Imagine What A Romney Inauguration Would Have Been Like

Just imagine.

Posted on January 21, 2013, at 9:23 a.m. ET

In a parallel universe somewhere, instead of Obama getting sworn in for his second term...

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He's swearing under his breath as he welcomes the guy who took his job.

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Instead of Bo the White House Portugese water dog having another chill day...

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He's moving to make room for Ann Romney's dressage horses.

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Instead of it being hard to get a flight from Chicago to Washington, D.C...

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All flights from Salt Lake City to Washington, D.C. are booked.

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Instead of organizers making room for two Obama girls...

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They're struggling to make room for five Romney boys, their wives...

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And also all the Romney grandkids.

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Instead of people protesting Benghazi...

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There are people protesting Mormonism.

Instead of Obama focusing on gun control...

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Instead of Chris Christie plotting his presidential campaign in four years...

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He's just at home, chilling.

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But most imporantly, instead of people watching the inauguration just to see Beyoncé...

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People watching the inauguration just to see Kid Rock.

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Because, seriously, think how crazy it would be to see this guy performing at the Capitol.

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