In a parallel universe somewhere, instead of Obama getting sworn in for his second term...
He's swearing under his breath as he welcomes the guy who took his job.
Instead of Bo the White House Portugese water dog having another chill day...
He's moving to make room for Ann Romney's dressage horses.
Instead of it being hard to get a flight from Chicago to Washington, D.C...
All flights from Salt Lake City to Washington, D.C. are booked.
Instead of organizers making room for two Obama girls...
They're struggling to make room for five Romney boys, their wives...
And also all the Romney grandkids.
Instead of people protesting Benghazi...
There are people protesting Mormonism.
Instead of Obama focusing on gun control...
Romney is talking about his plans to repeal and replace Obamacare.
Instead of Chris Christie plotting his presidential campaign in four years...
He's just at home, chilling.
But most imporantly, instead of people watching the inauguration just to see Beyoncé...
People watching the inauguration just to see Kid Rock.
Because, seriously, think how crazy it would be to see this guy performing at the Capitol.
