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What Country Should You Move To If The 2016 Election Never Stops Electioning?

What Country Should You Move To If The 2016 Election Never Stops Electioning?

Get out. Get out while you still can.

By Hayes Brown

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Hayes Brown

BuzzFeed News World Editor

Posted on November 8, 2016, at 11:11 a.m. ET

The polls are finally open across the country now, and by the end of the night, the presidential race of 2016 will finally be at an end.

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But...what if it isn't over?

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What if it just. keeps. going?

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So where should you go to get as far, far away from this never-ending hellscape?

  1. What do you wish there had been more of during the 2016 election?

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    Apologies
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    Time for friends
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    Intelligence, empathy, and courage
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    The blood of my enemies before me
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    Quiet contemplation
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    Childlike wonder

  2. Which of these places sounds like it can replenish your soul after the election is done?

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    A quiet pub
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    A quiet pub
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    Under the sheets of your bed
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    Under the sheets of your bed
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    Camping on the open tundra
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    Camping on the open tundra
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    A brothel tbh
    A brothel tbh
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    A treehouse under the stars
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    A treehouse under the stars
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    A bustling young metropolis
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    A bustling young metropolis
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  3. If you had one wish, what would it be?

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    A home all your own, cozy and snug
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    A home all your own, cozy and snug
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    To be able to fly
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    To be able to fly
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    To be left totally alone
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    To be left totally alone
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    The Maple Leafs to win the Stanley Cup
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    The Maple Leafs to win the Stanley Cup
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    To be able to teleport home whenever you want
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    To be able to teleport home whenever you want
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    Power
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    Power
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  4. What do you see in this inkblot test?

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    A cratered landscape
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    A maple tree
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    A lion, tiger, or bear
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    A dragon emerging from the flame
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    Breakfast
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    A fairy

  5. Pick a color scheme!

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    Green on green
    Green on green
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    Blood red and black
    Blood red and black
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    ~ sparkle ~
    ~ sparkle ~
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    Grey.
    Grey.
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    Red and white
    Red and white
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    Earth tones
    Earth tones

  6. Choose an election campaign slogan?

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    "Listen to Your Inner Child"
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    "There's No Place Like Home"
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    "Our Home and Native Land"
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    "One Small Leap"
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    "All That Is Gold Does Not Glitter"
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    "Fire and Blood"

  7. Choose an emoji to best describe this election

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    [star]
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    [star]
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    [eggplant]
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    [eggplant]
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    [hockey stick]
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    [hockey stick]
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    [moon]
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    [moon]
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    [beer]
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    [beer]
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    [tornado]
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    [tornado]
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