A Mr. Vladimir Putin Was Arrested In A Florida Grocery Store

It's not actually Russia's president but the resemblance is...none. There is no resemblance.

World, say hello to Vladimir Putin, the apparent given name of a man who was arrested in a Publix grocery store in West Palm Beach, Florida.

For those of you who clicked on this story expecting to see Russian President Vladimir Putin being dragged from a Florida grocery store, we are deeply sorry.

As penance, here's a compare and contrast of the two for ~effect~.