Hidden Symbolism In Snowman Design And Poses

Make sure you’re sending the right message with your snowman.

Standard = Basic.
Atop Steed Rearing Front Legs = Died in battle.
Top Coal Button Undone = Disco isn't dead, just seasonal
Adlocutio / Orator's Contrapposto  = Mader unbearable at dinner parties.
Slightly Aflame Crawling Across Lawn = Stop filming with your phone and call 911, you fool!
Massive But Toppled and Swallowed by Frozen Desert = Hubris is no match for the power of time
Odalisque = Oh god, what isn't there an OnlyDans for these days?