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Insane Whole Foods Ramadan Rant, Presented By The Michele Bachmann Newsweek Cover

There's been a recent flap over Whole Foods promoting halal food as part of a Ramadan marketing campaign, and most of said flap stems from one post by a crazy-pants blogger who thinks Muslims are "savages." Here is that blogger's post, called Anti-Israel Whole Foods Wishes You a Happy Ramadan, boiled down to the nuttiest soundbites and paired with the Michele Bachmann cover of Newsweek.

Posted on August 10, 2011, at 4:06 p.m. ET

  • Don't be surprised if you hear the words, Ramadan Mubarak (a blessed Ramadan), at a Whole Foods near you.

    Don't be surprised if you hear the words, Ramadan Mubarak (a blessed Ramadan), at a Whole Foods near you.

  • And the folks at HAMAS financier and unindicted co-conspirator, CAIR Action Network, are have (sic) allahgasms about it.

    And the folks at HAMAS financier and unindicted co-conspirator, CAIR Action Network, are have (sic) allahgasms about it.

  • Palestinian terrorism olive oil. 

    Palestinian terrorism olive oil. 

  • Whole Foods wishes vegan jihadists a Happy Ramadan.

    Whole Foods wishes vegan jihadists a Happy Ramadan.

  • Like ALL other American corporations, Whole Foods is whoring itself out to Islam for profits.

    Like ALL other American corporations, Whole Foods is whoring itself out to Islam for profits.

  • More and more Muslims populate America through immigration and high birth rates.

    More and more Muslims populate America through immigration and high birth rates.

  • Whole Jihad Foods.

    Whole Jihad Foods.

  • The question is, how long til Whole Foods no longer carries pork and other non-halal products?  Answer:  Not long.

    The question is, how long til Whole Foods no longer carries pork and other non-halal products?  Answer:  Not long.

  • Where is that Whole Foods charity money made from your Whole Foods purchases going? Is it going to hateful mosques that openly support Hezbollah and HAMAS (which is pretty much every mosque in America)?

    Where is that Whole Foods charity money made from your Whole Foods purchases going? Is it going to hateful mosques that openly support Hezbollah and HAMAS (which is pretty much every mosque in America)?

  • Blatant Islamo-pandering.

    Blatant Islamo-pandering.

  • Islam is the antonym to cosmopolitan. Retro is in. Retro back to the year 622 and the values of savages will NEVER be in.

    Islam is the antonym to cosmopolitan. Retro is in. Retro back to the year 622 and the values of savages will NEVER be in.

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