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17 Completely Insane Things You Can Buy In A Russian Gift Shop

17 Completely Insane Things You Can Buy In A Russian Gift Shop

How could you leave Moscow without picking up a few souvenirs?

Posted on July 11, 2017, at 5:16 p.m. ET

1. A gold-plated iPhone 7 with Donald Trump's face and a price tag of 197,000 rubles (approximately $2,971):

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2. A complete set of Trump family Russian nesting dolls:

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3. There's even one with Barack Obama hiding in Trump's belly:

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4. If you're lucky, you might find a Hillary Clinton doll sandwiched somewhere between Putin and Trump:

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5. Or if a more ~realistic~ doll is on the shopping list:

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6. There's this incredible painting of Donald Trump that really deserves to be in a museum:

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7. Just a normal T-shirt with the friendly, not at all serious reminder that "KGB STILL WATCHING YOU":

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8. Just some T-shirts of a cool guy wearing some cool shades — nothing to see here:

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9. There's this chrome-plated AK-47 fully automatic assault rifle:

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10. This meticulously carved wooden sculpture of Vladimir Putin casually riding a fucking bear:

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11. For the coffee drinker in your life, you might pick up a mug featuring any of these Russian heroes — Putin, Trump, or the Beatles:

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12. Or maybe this mug of Putin and Trump making pouty faces together:

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13. In Russian gift shops, life imitates art:

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14. It's really not uncommon to see baby Donald in the arms of daddy Putin:

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15. Before you leave Russia, don't forget to pick your Trump/Putin "We Heart Russia" tee:

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16. These crucial accessories for your Russian investigation cosplay outfit:

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17. And, of course, the complete collection of Donald Trump's books translated into Russian:

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