Openbook is a brilliant new site that allows you to search Facebook status updates. Take a tour through the wonderful world of oversharers who don't know how to set their Facebook privacy settings.
Posted on May 19, 2010, at 3:26 p.m. ET
Hopefully your asshole boss will be OK with your public posts about how much you hate them?
This one's mostly about babies, but there are some choice oversharers in here too.
There's a much higher number of people who are looking for a one night stand on Facebook than people who have successfully had them. Which is depressing.
Are they not Facebook friends with their boyfriends? Or is this how they communicate? I don't get it.
This one's kind of sad. :(
An unscientific survey of these results reveals that most people peeing their pants are peeing their pants with delight, rather than through general incontinence. So that's something.
Sorry, boys. :(
People who get DUIs are kind of hilarious.
Ain't gonna happen.
This might be the most embarrassing one of all.
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