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1. "hate boss"
Hopefully your asshole boss will be OK with your public posts about how much you hate them?
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2. "weird rash"
This one's mostly about babies, but there are some choice oversharers in here too.
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3. "hammered"
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4. "one night stand"
There's a much higher number of people who are looking for a one night stand on Facebook than people who have successfully had them. Which is depressing.
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5. "hate + boyfriend"
Are they not Facebook friends with their boyfriends? Or is this how they communicate? I don't get it.
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6. "cheated + wife"
This one's kind of sad. :(
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7. "peed pants"
An unscientific survey of these results reveals that most people peeing their pants are peeing their pants with delight, rather than through general incontinence. So that's something.
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8. "small penis"
Sorry, boys. :(
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9. "my dui"
People who get DUIs are kind of hilarious.
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10. "have sex with me"
Ain't gonna happen.
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11. "nickelback + rules"
This might be the most embarrassing one of all.