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Top 11 OpenBook Facebook Searches

Openbook is a brilliant new site that allows you to search Facebook status updates. Take a tour through the wonderful world of oversharers who don't know how to set their Facebook privacy settings.

Posted on May 19, 2010, at 3:26 p.m. ET

  • 1. "hate boss"

    Hopefully your asshole boss will be OK with your public posts about how much you hate them?

  • 2. "weird rash"

    This one's mostly about babies, but there are some choice oversharers in here too.

  • 3. "hammered"

  • 4. "one night stand"

    There's a much higher number of people who are looking for a one night stand on Facebook than people who have successfully had them. Which is depressing.

  • 5. "hate + boyfriend"

    Are they not Facebook friends with their boyfriends? Or is this how they communicate? I don't get it.

  • 6. "cheated + wife"

    This one's kind of sad. :(

  • 7. "peed pants"

    An unscientific survey of these results reveals that most people peeing their pants are peeing their pants with delight, rather than through general incontinence. So that's something.

  • 8. "small penis"

    Sorry, boys. :(

  • 9. "my dui"

    People who get DUIs are kind of hilarious.

  • 10. "have sex with me"

    Ain't gonna happen.

  • 11. "nickelback + rules"

    This might be the most embarrassing one of all.

A BuzzFeed News investigation, in partnership with the International Consortium of Investigative Journalists, based on thousands of documents the government didn't want you to see.