TechSqueaky PigWhy the hell don't they make squeaky/cute?/utterly baffling porcine German "pull toys" like this any more?By by Jack ShepherdBuzzFeed StaffPosted on February 22, 2010, 4:17 pmTwitterFacebookLink View this video on YouTube The human race is clearly in a pretty serious decline. Regardless, this smug toy-pig owner finding out that his absurd contraption is worth actual dollars is Antiques Roadshow at its finest. Masterful. (Via.)