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Roxxxy: The First Ever Sex Robot [NSFW]

Oh, thank God. We can finally stop all this unpleasant nonsense about trying to act like normal, well-adjusted people in the hopes that other apparently normal, well-adjusted people will let us see them without their clothes on.

Posted on January 11, 2010, at 11:23 a.m. ET

Judging by the video, True Companion's Roxxxy doll will not only sit on your couch, but also engage in limited small talk, so she's exactly like having a real girlfriend. Yay, the future.