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Nick Xenophon

Nick Xenophon is an Australian senator who has just called for a criminal investigation into Scientology in his country.

Posted on November 17, 2009, at 5:03 p.m. ET

He calls it "an abusive, manipulative, violent and criminal organization." Obviously, the fact that the guy's name is Nick Xenophon makes this way more awesome. Xenophon Vs. The Church of Scientology has to be the coolest name for a lawsuit ever.