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Fuck Marry Kill: Your Three Best Friends

You might have gone your whole life without knowing this, but you just couldn’t resist, so here’s the forbidden knowledge you asked for! Put your fucking hat on, because $winner2 is about to have their life changed! And start writing your wedding vows, because $winner1 is going to be pretty interested to hear what you have to say once you’ve both walked down that aisle. The bitterest tears will flow down your face as you look at the betrayed expression on $winner3’s face as you drop them off the precarious cliff behind your house, but you, $winner2, and $winner1 will all give beautiful speeches at $winner3’s funeral. 

You should fuck $winner2, marry $winner1, and kill $winner3.  

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