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Cristiano Ronaldo Was Honored With A Statue And OMG It's Nightmare Fuel

This is a crime against humanity.

Posted on March 29, 2017, at 11:24 a.m. ET

Portuguese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo is known around the world for being very good at sports and very, very handsome.

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To honor his career/good looks, Ronaldo was feted in his hometown of Funchal in Portugal's Madeira region on Wednesday in a ceremony renaming the local airport in his honor.

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Madeira Airport is now *officially* the Cristiano Ronaldo Madeira International Airport.

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Which is cool and all but OH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS STATUE OF RONALDO THAT WAS UNVEILED DURING THE CEREMONY.

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WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?!

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HOW DO YOU TURN THIS...INTO THIS?!

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TFW you're trying to be diplomatic because they just renamed the airport after you but the statue in your honor looks like a soul-stealing bronze demon.

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Naturally, people on Twitter began roasting the notoriously vain footballer and his inexplicable bust.

I don't know what you're talking about guys, I think the Ronaldo statue looks pretty good

I defy you not to feel better after viewing this picture of Cristiano Ronaldo alongside his portrait bust.

The new Ronaldo statue looks very familiar...

Cristiano Ronaldo officially unveils the newly-renamed Raoul Moat International Airport

For a very handsome man, Ronaldo has had some appalling luck with statue-makers

PITCH: Sitcom in which the Hideous Ronaldo statue and Bonkers Lucy statue are roommates and get in wacky situations

Aside: Never forgot that other statue of Ronaldo in Funchal. (The one where he basically has an erection.)

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SWEET DREAMS!

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