F@*K, Marry, Kill: Woke Men, Republican Candidates, And White Baes
Play a highly subjective game of Fuck, Marry, Maim with BuzzFeed's own thirst queen Bim Adewunmi.
It's Tuesday! You know that means a brand new episode of Another Round.
Listen here!
In the spirit of Women's History Month, and to introduce the world to Another Round's new 'International Thirst Correspondent' Bim Adewunmi, we decided to play a few rounds of Fuck, Marry, Kill.
Courtesy of Bim Adewunmi
If you're not following Bim on Twitter, you're missing out on lots of men that you should be thirsting over, as well as some of our favorite writing on pop culture, Nigeria, and more. And at Bim's request, we changed "kill" to "maim" because she "fancies everyone." (She's British.)
"There is something to be said for female desire, and female desire expressed." - Bim
Round 1: Woke Man Edition
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Who would you fuck?
Jesse WilliamsTerry CrewsMatt McGorry
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Who would you fuck?
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vote votesJesse Williams
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vote votesTerry Crews
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vote votesMatt McGorry
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Who would you marry?
Jesse WilliamsTerry CrewsMatt McGorry
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Who would you marry?
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vote votesJesse Williams
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vote votesTerry Crews
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vote votesMatt McGorry
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Who would you maim?
Jesse WilliamsTerry CrewsMatt McGorry
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Who would you maim?
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vote votesJesse Williams
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vote votesTerry Crews
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vote votesMatt McGorry
Round 2: Republican Candidates
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Who would you fuck?
Donald TrumpMarco RubioTed Cruz
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Who would you fuck?
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vote votesDonald Trump
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vote votesMarco Rubio
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vote votesTed Cruz
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Who would you marry?
Donald TrumpMarco RubioTed Cruz
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Who would you marry?
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vote votesDonald Trump
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vote votesMarco Rubio
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vote votesTed Cruz
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Who would you maim?
Donald TrumpMarco RubioTed Cruz
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Who would you maim?
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vote votesDonald Trump
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vote votesMarco Rubio
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vote votesTed Cruz
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Bonus poll! Who do you think has the driest mouth?
Donald TrumpMarco RubioTed Cruz
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Bonus poll! Who do you think has the driest mouth?
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vote votesDonald Trump
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vote votesMarco Rubio
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vote votesTed Cruz
Round 3: White Bae Edition
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Who would you fuck?
Stephen ColbertJeff GoldblumLeonardo DiCaprio
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Who would you fuck?
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vote votesStephen Colbert
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vote votesJeff Goldblum
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vote votesLeonardo DiCaprio
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Who would you marry?
Stephen ColbertJeff GoldblumLeonardo DiCaprio
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Who would you marry?
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vote votesStephen Colbert
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vote votesJeff Goldblum
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vote votesLeonardo DiCaprio
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Who would you maim?
Stephen ColbertJeff GoldblumLeonardo DiCaprio
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Who would you maim?
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vote votesStephen Colbert
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vote votesJeff Goldblum
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vote votesLeonardo DiCaprio
Whew! That was fun. What else happened in this episode? Oh yeah, Heben bought a round for bread bowls...
...and Tracy bought a round for gospel music.
View this video on YouTube
For more gospel, check out Tracy's playlist 'Get Your Jesus On.'
Here are 5 random things you can hear in this week's episode...
1. "I think there is a possibility that if I were to smile at Prince Harry, he would smile back."
ABC / Via casey-jones.tumblr.com
2. "Can you imagine telling your boyfriend to shut up about James Baldwin?!"
Oxygen / Via realitytvgifs.tumblr.com
3. "The bread bowl contains multitudes."
4. "Back at it again? Daaamn, America."
ABC
5. "What is it they say? Don't @ me."
MTV / Via fuckyeahreactions.tumblr.com
Here's an extra photo of Jesse Williams to get you through the week.
Charley Gallay / Getty Images
You're welcome.
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