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F@*K, Marry, Kill: Woke Men, Republican Candidates, And White Baes

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F@*K, Marry, Kill: Woke Men, Republican Candidates, And White Baes

Play a highly subjective game of Fuck, Marry, Maim with BuzzFeed's own thirst queen Bim Adewunmi.

By Eleanor Kagan and Another Round

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Eleanor Kagan

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Posted on March 22, 2016, at 3:09 p.m. ET

It's Tuesday! You know that means a brand new episode of Another Round.

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In the spirit of Women's History Month, and to introduce the world to Another Round's new 'International Thirst Correspondent' Bim Adewunmi, we decided to play a few rounds of Fuck, Marry, Kill.

If you're not following Bim on Twitter, you're missing out on lots of men that you should be thirsting over, as well as some of our favorite writing on pop culture, Nigeria, and more. And at Bim's request, we changed "kill" to "maim" because she "fancies everyone." (She's British.)
Courtesy of Bim Adewunmi

If you're not following Bim on Twitter, you're missing out on lots of men that you should be thirsting over, as well as some of our favorite writing on pop culture, Nigeria, and more. And at Bim's request, we changed "kill" to "maim" because she "fancies everyone." (She's British.)

"There is something to be said for female desire, and female desire expressed." - Bim

Round 1: Woke Man Edition

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  1. Who would you fuck?

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    Jesse Williams
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Terry Crews
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Matt McGorry
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Who would you fuck?
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    Jesse Williams
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    Terry Crews
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    Matt McGorry
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  1. Who would you marry?

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    Jesse Williams
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    Terry Crews
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    Matt McGorry
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Who would you marry?
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    Jesse Williams
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    Terry Crews
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    Matt McGorry
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  1. Who would you maim?

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    Jesse Williams
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    Terry Crews
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    Incorrect
    Matt McGorry
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Who would you maim?
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    Jesse Williams
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    Terry Crews
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    Matt McGorry
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Round 2: Republican Candidates

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  1. Who would you fuck?

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    Donald Trump
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    Marco Rubio
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    Ted Cruz
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    Donald Trump
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    Marco Rubio
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    Ted Cruz
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  1. Who would you marry?

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    Donald Trump
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    Marco Rubio
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    Ted Cruz
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    Donald Trump
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    Marco Rubio
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    Ted Cruz
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  1. Who would you maim?

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    Donald Trump
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    Marco Rubio
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    Ted Cruz
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    Donald Trump
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    Marco Rubio
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    Ted Cruz
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  1. Bonus poll! Who do you think has the driest mouth?

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    Donald Trump
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    Marco Rubio
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    Ted Cruz
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    Donald Trump
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Round 3: White Bae Edition

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  1. Who would you fuck?

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    Stephen Colbert
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    Jeff Goldblum
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    Leonardo DiCaprio
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    Stephen Colbert
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    Jeff Goldblum
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    Leonardo DiCaprio
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  1. Who would you marry?

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    Stephen Colbert
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    Jeff Goldblum
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    Leonardo DiCaprio
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    Stephen Colbert
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    Leonardo DiCaprio
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  1. Who would you maim?

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    Stephen Colbert
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    Jeff Goldblum
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    Leonardo DiCaprio
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Who would you maim?
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    Stephen Colbert
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    Jeff Goldblum
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    Leonardo DiCaprio
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Whew! That was fun. What else happened in this episode? Oh yeah, Heben bought a round for bread bowls...

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...and Tracy bought a round for gospel music.

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For more gospel, check out Tracy's playlist 'Get Your Jesus On.'

Here are 5 random things you can hear in this week's episode...

1. "I think there is a possibility that if I were to smile at Prince Harry, he would smile back."

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2. "Can you imagine telling your boyfriend to shut up about James Baldwin?!"

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3. "The bread bowl contains multitudes."

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4. "Back at it again? Daaamn, America."

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5. "What is it they say? Don't @ me."

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Here's an extra photo of Jesse Williams to get you through the week.

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