23 Reasons Shep Smith Is America
And we're not even including the best reason!
Sometimes it feels like Shep is speaking for all Americans.
Maybe it's because he grew up in a place that's not much different from our own hometowns.
Perhaps it's his very Ron Swansonesque perspective on breakfast.
Or his fair and balanced approach to animal lovers.
Whatever it is, we really dig Shep. His idea of retirement is pretty stellar.
JUST LOOK AT THIS THING.
And his giant new iPad is just about as American as you can get.
Shep is America's favorite cable news host because he's honest about his career.
And he knows when he's made a mistake.
Like America, Shep loves his trashy TV shows.
The man has no time for foolishness.
Or the cell phone companies.
Or the soda-pop haters.
And he never dances around the issues.
I mean, just look at this.
Of course, like any great American, Shep knows how to put Canada in its place.
Shepard Smith, America salutes you!