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Sometimes it feels like Shep is speaking for all Americans.
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Maybe it's because he grew up in a place that's not much different from our own hometowns.
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Or because he celebrates Thanksgiving just like the rest of us.
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Perhaps it's his very Ron Swansonesque perspective on breakfast.
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Or his fair and balanced approach to animal lovers.
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Whatever it is, we really dig Shep. His idea of retirement is pretty stellar.
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JUST LOOK AT THIS THING.
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And his giant new iPad is just about as American as you can get.
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Shep is America's favorite cable news host because he's honest about his career.
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And he doesn't like to be a downer.
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And he knows when he's made a mistake.
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Like America, Shep loves his trashy TV shows.
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And he can spot a fail a mile away.
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The man has no time for foolishness.
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Or the cell phone companies.
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Or the soda-pop haters.
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And he never dances around the issues.
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Did we mention that Shep is very charming?
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I mean, just look at this.
Shepard Smith, America salutes you!