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Jamie Dimon's 5 Least Apologetic Moves At The Senate Banking Hearing

He's really sorry, guys.

Posted on June 13, 2012, at 5:26 p.m. ET

5. Walks into the hearing room and shakes hands with every Senator in sight.

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4. Wears his sweet presidential seal cufflinks. Oh, snap.

3. Offers to get an apartment in Washington, D.C., so that he can be consulted by Congress on financial regulatory matters.

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2. Flaunts the fact that U.S. Senators are susceptible to Jedi mind tricks.

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1. Makes JPMorgan shareholders $2 billion richer while testifying.

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