Can We Talk About Jesse Ventura's Ponytail?

Since we know y'all don't want to talk about the shutdown anymore.

CNN's Piers Morgan invited Jesse Ventura on his show to talk about the government shutdown and the JFK assassination.

Unfortunately, it was impossible to concentrate on the former governor's thoughts because of the insanely erect ponytail he was sporting.

It's like, how did it get so stiff?

Did Jesse just forget to wash his skullet for like, a week?

Maybe he put some wacko glue in there to keep it off his neck.

Wait, I got it!


Nailed it.