1. This man.
2. These two are not married.
3. What this is all about.
This didn't happen on cable news but a true cable newser knows that this is perfectly natural.
4. If this means what you think it means.
5. There's no time for lunch breaks in the 24/7 news biz.
6. This kid’s deal.
He looks like a patriotic young man who believes in the American people, but it’s hard to tell if you don't watch cable news.
7. What this lady is saying.
Yeah, you know what she's talking about. Well, you do if you're a huge cable news junkie.
8. This guy can, and will, drop in unannounced all the time.
9. What's going on here.
Is she breaking news or just breaking hearts? Cable news fanatics will probably tell you if you ask nicely.
10. How sexy this is.
You might understand if you start watching cable news right now.
11. How to interpret this unique form of political analysis.
12. Whether this GIF is from cable news or not.
13. Watching cable news is the only way to stay informed without reading and stuff.
No idea what's happening here? You should probably put down your kindle and watch some cable news.
Note: This post was inspired by this post.