It's that time of year again when the president has to pardon a turkey on national TV because...well, I don't know. It's in the constitution, maybe? Someone should check that.
Well, once again the president dragged his daughters, Sasha and Malia, out for the ceremony.
Remember last year when the girls had absolutely NO time for their dad's lame jokes?
Well, this year America's dad-in-chief actually scored some laughs with his terrible puns. 🚨
In announcing that a turkey named Abe was receiving the pardon and would spend his days on a farm, Obama said, "He is TOTUS. The Turkey Of The United States."
But this dad joke got the biggest laugh: "It's hard to believe this is my seventh year of pardoning a turkey," the president said.
"OK, that one was good," the girls conceded.