This is Soraya Doolbaz, an Iranian-Canadian woman who works in New York City as a self-described professional penis photographer.
Yup. You read that right. She takes photos of dicks for a living.
For example, here's a festive Christmas-themed dick.
And here's a penis dressed as Kanye West.
Doolbaz told BuzzFeed News she began taking artsy photos of penises some two and a half years ago after she had a sudden ~burst~ of inspiration.
She wanted to make people laugh by taking something many see as dirty and making it funny — maybe even cute.
"Women want to laugh, so I think having a costume or character added to the dick pic takes the vulgarity away, while still getting the point across," she said.
Doolbaz purchases dolls and action figures from stores and then uses the clothes to dress up the dicks.
"I was once in a bidding war online with a bunch of people for a limited edition Fidel Castro doll, a one-of-a-kind collector's item," she said. "I eventually won, took all the clothes off, and threw the doll away."
Her female friends bring their male partners in for the photo shoots as a fun way to "honor their dicks," she said.
In 2014, Doolbaz released her first collection of dick pics, and in September she followed it up with a series titled "Dick-tators of History and Friends."
Here's "Saddong Hussein 'Weapon of Ass Destruction.'"
"Cumrad Stalin."
"Kim Dong-un."
And "Benito Mussoweenie."
There's even a Donald Trump–themed dick pic.
"I don't know what the future holds for my penis photography career," Doolbaz conceded. For now, however, she's selling various penis-themed merchandise on her website, Dicture Gallery, and is also working on a coffee table book.
Listen to an interview with Doolbaz on BuzzFeed's Internet Explorer podcast:
And check out an interview she did with the New York Post:
