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Pit bulls wreaked more havoc on the world than ever in 2015:
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They terrorized our nation's turtles:
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Viciously attacked our nation's stuffed animals:
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And made a MOCKERY of our nation's selfies:
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Yes, there's no denying how terrifying pit bulls were in 2015:
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Just look here — brings a chill to my spine:
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Pit bulls spent the year being the WORST backseat drivers:
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And, frankly, giving way too many kisses:
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I mean, look at how terrified this child is!
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How can we allow such vicious animals to be pets?
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How can we allow such adorable high-fives?
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Have we lost our minds!?!?
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Who, besides literally everyone with a heart, wants to see pit bulls get married?
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Look at this face — this is the face of DANGER:
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Just listen to this terrifying bark:
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We cannot allow this to go on any longer:
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We as a society have a duty — we must stop this MADNESS!!!
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Why would you ever want a dog as terrifying as this?