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14 Most Pathetic Corporate Facebook Updates

All hail these companies that treat you like a brain-dead 3-year-old.

Posted on December 13, 2012, at 11:53 a.m. ET

1.

Yes Lysol. Dance. In the kitchen. The FUCKING kitchen. Day.

Yes Lysol. Dance. In the kitchen. The FUCKING kitchen. Day.

2.

Yep, it's a dusting brush. Let's get this dirty party started.

Yep, it's a dusting brush. Let's get this dirty party started.

3.

Hmm.

Hmm.

4.

Dammit! I can't wait all weekend to find out if I'm right...

Dammit! I can't wait all weekend to find out if I'm right...

5.

This is just so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so sad.

This is just so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so sad.

6.

Dummy likes, alright.

Dummy likes, alright.

7.

No, not you too, Firefox.

No, not you too, Firefox.

8.

And the worst use of the beaten to death "Keep Calm" poster meme goes to Persil laundry detergent.

And the worst use of the beaten to death "Keep Calm" poster meme goes to Persil laundry detergent.

9.

Click "Like" to make the weekend last longer?This just depresses the absolute crap out of me, Lufthansa.

Click "Like" to make the weekend last longer?

This just depresses the absolute crap out of me, Lufthansa.

10.

Do you like death?

Do you like death?

11.

Comment on BuzzFeed when you find it!

Comment on BuzzFeed when you find it!

12.

Chapstick & pizza. Chapstick. Pizza.

Chapstick & pizza. Chapstick. Pizza.

13.

Yes, it's a Facebook "like" hand. BRB, shaking my head for the rest of the day.

Yes, it's a Facebook "like" hand. BRB, shaking my head for the rest of the day.

14.

So sad. Here's our Lumia 800.

So sad. Here's our Lumia 800.

All of these updates are via the wonderful Condescending Corporate Brand Page. "Like" them, jerks!

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