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It's like winning the lottery the day after the world explodes.
A BUNNY WEARING BUNNY SLIPPERS = VERY INCONGRUOUS = IRONY.
SEE IT'S IRONIC BECAUSE IT'S NOT A JOB WELL DONE BECAUSE THE FORTUNE IS SUPPOSED TO BE INSIDE THE COOKIE.
COSMO criticizing someone else on sex advice — THAT'S IRONIC.
Via Brooklyn. It's ironic because FUNERAL HOMES are not FUN.
If you don't get why this is ironic, YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
HE IS IN FACT, NOT BIG, SO IRONY (need to do a pat-down to fully confirm irony).
WOULD BE RAGING HOT IRONY IF, IN FACT, IT WAS MIDDLE EASTERN LOVE. But, since this was at Burning Man, it is DOUBLE IRONY, making it NOT IRONY.
Wearing camouflage while playing a war video game in public = VIOLENT IRONY.
SEE, BECAUSE IT'S NOT THE DIVING THAT'S MEANT...BECAUSE HE'S...OH FUCK OFF.
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