If you haven't seen Herman Cain's surreal campaign ad yet, go watch it. Then come back here for the animated GIF you'll be using as your default response for the rest of the day.
Posted on October 25, 2011, at 12:23 p.m. ET
Claims not to give a damn.
Secretly cares too much.
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