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The Google-Powered Vibrator [NSFW]

Every time Google pings your browser, the Googlher pings your... well... depends where you put it. There are also instructions on how to make your own, thanks to FATLab's Randy Sarafan.

Posted on October 11, 2011, at 5:31 p.m. ET

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According to FAT's Randy Sarafan:

The Googlher is a device which plugs into your computer and triggers a bullet vibrator any time that Google pings your web browser (with the aid of The Googlher Firefox Add-on). By doing so, The Googlher translates Google’s pervasive reach into highly stimulating vibrations for vaginal or anal web browsing. Mistrust and fear Google’s omnipotent ways no longer as the web giant profoundly soothes, touches, and moves you. This is perhaps the biggest thing to happen to augmented reality since the invention of methamphetamine.

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