Jeb Bush offered a "warm kiss" during Wednesday night's debate to any Democrat who cut government spending by $10.
People were immediately not into the idea.
A "warm kiss" is something which comes from your great aunt and something you spent childhood trying to avoid.
"I want a warm kiss from Jeb." - no one EVER
.@JebBush says if you can find a Democrat who will cut spending, he'll give them a "warm kiss." #GOPDebate
Some immediately had a horror movie playing in their head.
I picture Jeb! wearing this when he gives you a #warmkiss
Some broke down his payment plans...
Jeb! will give you a warm kiss for $10 Jeb! will take you to prom for $20 Jeb! will hold you at night and dry your tears for $30 #GOPDebate
...while others broke down Jeb's kisses based on political affiliation.
"Here's the deal. Hot kiss for conservatives. Warm kiss for democrats. Lukewarm kiss for liberals. Cold kiss for socialists." #GOPDebate
There were mostly a lot of questions:
I'm sorry, but I'm still trying to figure out the difference between a "warm kiss" and a -- what? -- a cold kiss? What are these? #GOPDebate
A wet kiss is less disgusting than a warm kiss, why would you choose warm
Seriously, though. We all want to know.
It's OK y'all, we're not the only ones confused #GOPDebate
Mostly, people wished they could unhear it.
"I'll give them a warm kiss" is something I never want to hear any middle-aged man say, let alone a presidential nominee 🙅🏼
Basically:
Warm kiss is the new moist
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