Name ——Katherine Miller on fundraising in 2015. With apologies to the DCCC, NRCC, et al.By by BuzzFeed PoliticsBuzzFeed StaffPosted on April 1, 2016, 6:03 pmTwitterFacebookLink Katherine Miller @katherinemiller Name -- A puppy is falling from the sky. Unless we put enough cash in a big pile to break its fall before the quarterly fundraising deadlin 12:39 AM - 01 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Katherine Miller @katherinemiller Name -- When did you first realize the weight of your own mistakes? 01:09 AM - 01 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Katherine Miller @katherinemiller Name-- The FEC deadline is here...can you keep a secret? Hillary split her soul into 7 PIECES & hid them in whimsically named coffee shops 01:33 AM - 30 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Katherine Miller @katherinemiller Name-- Will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful? If we let Paul Ryan SLASH Social Security will there even be a futu 01:30 AM - 30 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Katherine Miller @katherinemiller Name-- Do you know where your kids are? Are you sure? The faster you help us meet this fundraising deadline, the faster you'll be able to 11:35 PM - 30 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Katherine Miller @katherinemiller NAME-- You know the pulsing feeling of anxiety, that unease things aren't going well -- they're unresolved -- you've failed? Tonight's FEC 10:56 PM - 30 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Katherine Miller @katherinemiller NAME-- Are you up? Hey. So, like, I know things haven't been great lately. I know that. But if you can help us meet this FEC deadline, 03:18 AM - 01 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Katherine Miller @katherinemiller NAME-- Know you've heard from us a lot today! Wanted to pass along this message: We have your SSN. And, NAME, if we don't meet our quarte 03:25 AM - 01 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Katherine Miller @katherinemiller Subject: ACCEPT DEFEAT Look, [NAME], remember Franz Kafka's The Trial? We're in the 17th inning and time no longer has meaning. 03:22 AM - 05 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Katherine Miller @katherinemiller Name -- Who doesn't like Adele? The GOP! They've taken her hostage, and unless we meet this FEC deadline we won't be able to pay the ranso 05:25 PM - 30 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Katherine Miller @katherinemiller Name -- Remember that awful Folgers ad with the brother and the sister? If the GOP wins back the White House, they'll replay it EVERY DAY, 08:08 PM - 30 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Katherine Miller @katherinemiller Name -- I'll tell you a secret: Hillary Clinton is behind the Cleveland Browns' misfortune. Unless we outraise her, she'll take this agend 04:52 AM - 01 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Katherine Miller @katherinemiller Name, You know that ball they drop in NY? Nancy Pelosi's filled it with demons. Unless we break its fall with cash, 06:14 AM - 27 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Katherine Miller @katherinemiller NAME-- Good news: The dog had ham on its face. But remember how you felt? With this latest FEC deadline we are like that dog, asking for 02:18 AM - 31 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Katherine Miller @katherinemiller NAME-- We both know you're home, alone. And even if you're not home per se, you're alone. We all are. Be a part of something. Donate befo 12:27 AM - 01 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Katherine Miller @katherinemiller NAME, I need you tonight. Not like that! That would be an FEC violation. LOL! But I do need the support of friends like you before this d 12:38 AM - 01 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Katherine Miller @katherinemiller NAME-- Can one human trust another? Guess I'll find out when I check our fundraising receipts at 12:01 a.m. Sent from my iPhone 03:03 AM - 01 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Katherine Miller @katherinemiller NAME-- Have you read The Death of Ivan Ilyich? Don't! I did and now I fear a life of regret. Regret like not doing all I can for this camp 01:32 AM - 01 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite