Special holiday trend! This one is for all you Jews, and even you sneaky Half-Jews, too. All this crazy-talk about a nonexistent Holocaust will hopefully just make you guys celebrate Hanukkah even harder. Light an extra menora or two, dress up as your favorite Maccabee, watch some "Curb Your Enthusiasm" episodes.
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