Toilet cruising, wide stances, restless leg syndrome, circumcision embitterment, and now unresigning. What will happen next? It's the ultimate saga of missteps!
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.