When I first saw this headline, I thought it was going to be an amazing new sitcom on ABC Family. Unfortunately, it is just a news story that everyone will probably forget in 2 hours.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.