BuzzFeed is happy to announce we're replacing our editors with trained capuchin monkeys! I know, crazy right? We'll also be giving away $10,000 to the person who can correctly guess what kind of sandwich we're thinking of right now. Good luck!
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.