Britain's New Scientist has come up with a bunch of names to categorize all you nebulous Web 2.0 stereotypes. Everytime I photolurk, I am astonished that there are actually hot people that use the internet.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.